Getting stuck in line at the sub shop behind the entire male basketball team reminded me why I can’t stand collegiate jocks.

I do not want to be ogled just because I’m the only girl in line.

I do not care that you play basketball for a mid-major, mediocre (at best) team.

I am annoyed that you stood in line for twenty minutes talking about how wasted you got last night and didn’t bother to look at the menu.